Thursday 19 March 2009

Bloggles

A collection of rants this week…
Why is moving such a pain in the arse? Why is all my good stuff really damn heavy?
Why does everyone in the world decide they are Irish on St. Patrick’s Day?
Why is our cricket team so bad? How stupid are some people?
Why must Drew Carey insert himself into the games on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Why is Wayne Brady not a massive star?
Who is the woman who becomes the mother in How I Met Your Mother? I want it to be Victoria the cake shop girl!
Why doesn’t someone start a business doing the entire moving process for people? Packing, moving, cleaning up afterwards, phoning round to change the address and stuff on all the bills. I’d pay them!
Why are Apple such bastards? My ipod died on me, and I have now lost all 11000 songs that were on there. Unimpressed! Will be cheaper to buy a new one than have this one repaired. Only had it less than 18 months.
On the other hand, why is the guy who founded apple such a lovely man? I have been watching Dancing With the Stars and he makes me laugh!
Why can’t we make good comedy? Everything I watch is American these days.
Will someone please buy the rights to Ed from Channel 4 and show it! Or at least release it on DVD? I had to download a shoddy version, still genius though!
My next blog may have a theme…suggestions on a postcard.

The Shooter salute for this week goes to Ryan Stiles, for amusing me no end!